Wednesday, September 5, 2007

human - is a multispecie animal...

So the title of my blog may sound scientific and absurd, but trust me I really want to show you a different specie. A specie whom I call a more advanced specie of humans... a so called apt specie for this new proffessional era.

So let me tell you how do they look , but wait, they don`t look different, they look like the old version only. then what is the difference???? hmmmmmmmmm...

The difference lies in the brain. they have a much advanced brain which has a bigger memory size for lies, deceit, and ya amasing PR skills. they would sweep u away from your feet and u wont even come to know. So now do you realise which specie am I talking about????

If not, then let me explain you their modus operandi... so that next time you come accross them, you dont get caught up in the trap...

so here it goes -
* they make you think that they are the god`s hatest child on the earth. So that you have a sense of strong sympathy for them.

*They will tell you everything is happening and happened in their life but trust me its just a tactic to know urs. The catch - they are not telling truth about themselves... (wink...)

* observe the body language -you get loads of hugs and kisses from them... but trust me they are a masters in showering love as they are self crowned new GODS.

* they have a big broad smile when they see you for the first time... and then when you become closer to them (remember you told them everythin about yourself???) all you will see is their tears and tears and tears...

*they are master in communication through every medium. they use letters to messages to email to show you they care.

So how do you prevent yourself???-

* Gosh stay away from over cuddly cuddly people... trust me nobody wants to cuddle you the first time you meet them.

*Do not think that they are really caring when they send u letters n messages n emails and god knows what.... these are all the tactics to kno ur secrets.... and built there PR

* Do not tell your secrets to people who show they are emotionally the weakest. You may think that they wont tell anybody as they are themselve soooooooo down... but but but... they will use your secrets to become closer to other people. So beware...

I hope my experience and advise will spread awareness among the still old version of humanity...
God bless us..
keep smiling.... :)

17 comments:

IS said...

Hey,

Never came across such people for everyone has the basic goodness that it takes to be a human! It's just for you to see...

Infact from where I see it... It's pretty easy to be with someone if you are a professional coz atleast they don't hurt, its people you care for who hurt... !!!

Great post though... and congrats for creating your blog! :)

Love


PS - i really disagree with the fact that one cannot "hug or kiss" the first time you meet... hey why not??? any rules???

Ssm said...

wat a co...even I find it awkward in certain people..dunno how genuine they are...... innovative username you've thought of

leah said...

hmm. lots of interesting points: some i agree with and some i dont. The universal truth though, is that there ARE some do's and don't about relationships. e.g. DONT share all your secrets with people..it'll bite you in the ass at some point, reserve hugs and kisses for a later time when u actually need it (filtering the fake ones from the real stuff... So yeah, good blog.

shalz said...

mm well true to a certain extent....but remember always...u cant afford to be fool enuf to tell all ur bloody secrets to these kinda ppl.......
Try to share ur secrets wit urself......trust me , ,,,it helps much more than nybudy else can help you.....

Love....

Karen Solomon said...

Hey Ritika,
well, i agree with you too. I for one, am not the cuddly kind and feel a little uncomfortable when ppl overdo their part...
but the world is full of people - more of people like the ones you have desribed...chances are, everyone, well, most, who read your blog must have met up with such bears!
Experience is the key you will use for another way out!
Rock on girl!

Unknown said...

hmmm......i disagree with you on most of it....maybe bcoz my philosophy of life is quite diff frm urs...whatever u have written is quite subjective.....but yes personaly i do feel that its important to recognize the kind of people ur with bfore divulging in personal talks.

denphel said...

ooooooooo kitty.......sure u're right bt i wana tel u something.making frens is good but getn 2 friendly..... uh uh uh.......u really hve to think about it ok.u cant expect evryone 2 b gud 2 u rite coz der may b few ppl whom u dislike 2 so..dnt b generous with ur hugs n kisses alrite .

Sharath N. Murthy said...

Good one...nice read...
best o luck in dealing with these people...
Best o luck... :)

Reine de mots said...

I think you should apply a certain amount of discretion when dealing with people and don't jump to conclusions too quickly one way or the other Bacchi.

Vaishnavi said...

Hey
I agree that you shouldnt jump in and tell tales to a person you meet for the very first time.
But Like some have said, ppl are different. What might seem fine to you may not seem fine to me.
Great start. Looking forward to seeing more.

RDA said...

i'm agreeing with u. go ahead best wishes.

Namitha said...

i see that people have said too much for me to commment any more on not jumping to judgements and keeping your 'secrets' to yourself and individual differences,...

but can i look ata completely different point in your blog? loads of spelling mistakes, sweetie...as KK says, "Read what you've written" before you publish it.

the title is though-provoking, the meditation involved shows u a promising preacher(:D), and your honesty is appreciable.
Good luck n keep posting new ones. pls read n comment on my poetry tooo...

nupur anand said...

found da name really innovative....i agree wd u.find such ppl really wierd!!
a gud read..

Sohini said...

peace....kitty. chuck the cat fights. peace woman. sing songs and lie around. helps. u attain nirvana and u then realize all this is not worth even one second of yer precious life. ONE DAMN LIFE WOMAN....live and let die as GNR once said.

jinna said...

I LIKE THE HUGGING AND KISSING!!!!hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah... nice blog!

Jagan said...

So, people come across such "multispecie animal" ?? I am waiting to see more of such people.. Nice start for ur blog though.. 16 comments are a blogger's ultimate delight..

Seoulful Sagas said...

just one point to make----- Do Not and i mean DO NOT trust these people with your secrets. if u do u wont have any secrets at all!!!!!!! they all will be let out to the world to see!!!!! trust me!!!! this comes from personal experience!!!1